20 Funny Supermarket Substitutions. Ha ha! These are hilarious …
If you’ve ever let the supermarket decide, then I’m pretty sure that, like me, you’ll have had some funny supermarket substitutions popping up in your shopping crate. But if I thought my supermarket substitutions were funny, I was WRONG! I asked my friends on Twitter and Facebook for their funny supermarket substitution stories and they came up with solid gold. Listen to these crackers:
Jennifer Aniston FED UP with pregnancy rumours. And I don’t blame her …
Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant … and she’s fed up with people talking about it. So why don’t the press bother someone else? There are plenty of stars desperate for the limelight. Jennifer Aniston isn’t one of them. She leads a quiet life with her husband and friends, and has no interest in sharing her […]
What the F**k Should I Wear on the School Run?
Ah, the school run … At the top of my wardrobe is a vacuum pack bag full of clothes from my former life. A Karen Millen dress (with a waist!). A leather jacket. Vests that cling. Jeans with a 28 waist and no elastic. What actually hangs in the wardrobe is a different story. Maternity […]
Mean Mothers and School Gate Bitches
My friend just told me I’m in a pretty militant mood today, so just to prove her right, let me bitch about the mean mothers at our school gates. Now don’t get me wrong. Most mums are lovely. You’re probably a mum yourself, and I bet you’re ever so nice. But the school gates are a […]
I Just Want to Sh*t in Peace
Once upon a time, I used to love reading on the toilet. Not great literature. Closer magazine (Heat’s cheap little sister – it’s 50p less, you know) made great bathroom reading. These days, the bathroom is no longer a sanctuary. No matter what I’m doing, the kids want to do it with me. Even in the ‘stinkiest room in the house’ ...
Is my toddler is drunk?
Uh oh! BAD parenting alert! Bad parenting indeed! I have a friend whose toddler accidentally drank half a bottle of Bacardi Breezer. After a visit to Accident and Emergency, they were told to go home, keep an eye on things and basically just wait until the alcohol wore off. What happened? Their toddler had what […]