Shouting at the new Amazon Echo (kids – leave Alexa alone!)
Urgh! Why don't I learn? Parenting and alcohol don't mix. Now, that may sound obvious to the non-British, who don't drink excessively, but the wheels of English society are oiled by gin. No social gathering would be complete without a few drinks, and since we're all borderline alcoholics anyway, those few drinks always turn into too many.